Your mama is so fat she uses a boomerang to put a belt on.
Your mama is so stupid she returned a doughnut, because it had a hole in it.
Your mama is so stupid she made an appointment with Dr.Pepper.
Your mama is so ugly her reflection quit.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot thought she was his wife.
Your mama is so fat she doesn't need Internet, she is already world-wide.
Your mama is so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it is still printing.
